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Stupid phrases that are commonly used by people who don’t know shit!

                   

Ever had one of those moments where one stupid jackass comes up to you when you’re feeling low, and tells you a stupid phrase, in a stupid attempt to raise your spirit? Well, I certainly have. Everytime I hear one of these phrases, it makes me want to take a dump! Some of such phrases are as follows:

             

"Love prevails!"

Now, this phrase gets me all the time. Love doesn’t prevail! This line is usually said by those people who think they have all the right to talk out of their asses just because they claim temselves to have more "experience", and thus, would understand one’s situation better. Right… Understand the situation better, MY ASS! Everytime I hear this, it sets my bullshit detector on full blast. If love really does prevail, who the hell needs divorce lawyers anymore?! Answer me, dammit!

                  

Like I haven’t heard enough of this stupid phrase, nothing has prevailed for me. Screw it! The only things that are ever gonna prevail in life are taxes and ass-kissing! I rule!

                  

"You never know until you try"

Right… You never know until you try. And most of the time after you do try, it’s too late to turn back. Just like those stupid news that comes out during most festive seasons, where kids try to make their own firecrackers, and end up getting burnt and losing a few fingers. Wake up, you morons! Don’t even bother trying, and save your ass! I’d rather not know! Which brings me to the next phrase!

               

"Fear holds people back from their true potential"

Fear doesn’t hold people back from their true potential! Fear is what saves their ass in the end! Without fear, it won’t be suprising if the entire human race start walking off cliffs and sucking on cyanide! But from the looks of it, that isn’t such a bad idea. Why do we have the fear element within us anyways? Is it just for fun? NO, you morons! Shut the hell up already! The next person who delivers this phrase to me gets my foot up his ass!

                           

"Nobody will be left alone. In this world, everyone has a soul mate"

BULLSHIT!!!

                

I can’t go on with this shit! For those people who don’t know anything, please do everyone a favour, and stop using these stupid phrases that mean absolutely nothing!

                

~ People who have always been using these phrases hope I choke, but don’t know how to do so because they don’t know shit! ~

People who fall in love through raiding rooms should be shot

               

Let’s face it. There’s nothing good on television nowadays. Most of these shows are just there to fill up the time slots needed in order for a television company to remain on air. To make up for the lack of good shows, stupid producers try to cover up their inadequacies by coming up with more stupid shows for stupid people.

            

One such show happens to be Room Raiders. I only watched a few episodes before I got so sick of all that shit. I mean, what the hell is so nice about going through a person’s room anyway?! And basically, every episode is a repitation of the same cycle, as follows: (Not arranged according to order)

                

~ Going through the person’s room overview

~ Participants in van make a big fuss

~ Going through participants drawers

~ Participants in van make a big fuss

~ Finds condoms in participants drawer

~ Participants in van make a big fuss

~ Going through participants closet

~ Participants in van make a big fuss

~ Critics participant’s fashion sense

~ Participants in van make a big fuss

~ Makes a stupid/productive comment about the room

~ Participants in van make a big fuss

                

As if that isn’t enough crap already, the participants are later allowed to seach through the room of the guy or girl whom searched theirs. And usuall, you’ll hear alot of crp about it, coming from the participants.

         

After that, the main person shows up, and chooses one of the participants to date, based on how he/she rates the participants’ rooms. Now I dont know what you peple think, but to me, it seems like a total piece of conspiracy bullshit! As if I’m going to believe that they are playing fair behind the scene.

                     

In fact, the participants are probably hired to act as participants, just to keep the show running. Room Raiders is stupid and crappy. I’ve seen better shows watching a cat take a shit at the sidewalk. Room Raiders is stupid and shitty, and you know it!

                   

~ MTV plans on raiding my room ~

Public transport service sucks!

               

I don’t know if I’m the only person who noticed this, but the service provided by public transport operators nowadays is dog shit! And trust me, I’m NOT just judging the entire public transport system from just a few incidents. I’ve had too many bad experiences with morons running the public transport service.

         

To start with, the people in the public transport section have jobs. And guess what? Their job is to bring people to their destinations, and be paid for it. But these morons don’t seem to realize it. Instead, they make it look like you owe them for taking up their time to bring you to your destination. Idiots! In case you morons don’t remember, it IS your job to bring people to their destinations. And yet, these nut bags put on a sour face, and answer you rudely.

             

Let me just bring up a point so you idiots could drill through your skulls. People working in the public transport industry are already being paid chicken feed. Is that the reason for them to go around being rude to their customers? The more the reason for people to NOT hire their services in the future. Way to go! You people are destroying your own income.

               

The worst of the lot are those stupid bus drivers from RapidKL. They never have any change around, and they force you to run off to change your money nto smaller notes before they’re willing to take you to your destination. Not only that, they scold the passengers who ask for directions as well. Fuckers! The only reason people work as bus drivers is probably because they are too dumb to work as janitors.

            

Also, they claim to have a complain hotline, in an event where you have to complain about the shitty service you have been provided. But guess what? You can never get through when you call the hotline. It always puts you on hold, and drains your phone bill as you wait. Morons! I hate them!

               

I’m not saying all public transport workers are stupid and shitty. I’ve met some really well mannered and smart public transport workers as well. Hats off to these people. As for the rest, do the public a favour, and choke.

               

~ Public transport workers do not know of this site because they are not paid enough to own computers, and are to dumb to operate computers ~

ECS motherboards are stupid and shitty

                

If you’re planning on buying a computer, I have two suggestions which will benefit you in the long run. My first suggestion is for you to invest a little more on a good motherboard. I would highly recommend ASUS or AsRock motherboards. Why? Because the money you spend on them is worth your while in quality and durability (provided your power supply doesn’t get struck by lightning, in which case, not even the most high quality motherboard can survive).

             

Now here’s my second suggestion:

          

That’s right! Screw ECS motherboards!

         

Observe that picture for a moment. You see those words printed at the top of the box? The line which goes: "Supports Intel Core 2 Duo/ Pentium D Processor"? Well, I have a suggestion for you people who print the boxes at ECS. You people can save yourselves hell of a lot of money on ink by scrapping that entire line, and just simply replacing it with the word "BULLSHIT"! ECS motherboards do not support Core 2 Duo processors.

            

I know, I know. You people out there with ECS motherboards installed to your computers are probably cursing me by now, asking me the usual question which goes: "Who the hell do you think you are to bitch about *insert topic/stereotype/subject here*?". Well, for starts, I work as a computer technician, so quit whining.

                   

ES motherboards have caused me and my collegues nothing but trouble. It becomes especially annoying when a customer requests for an ECS motherboard to be fitted with a Core 2 Duo (C2D) processor. The thing is that after fitting in a C2D processor into an ECS motherboard, all you’ll be seeing is a black screen.

             

Now comes the good bit. Try calling their technical support line. According to the technicians at ECS, this is the first time they have encountered a problem with a C2D processor and ECS motherboard. Once again, bullshit being pelted straight into my ear. Why? Because I tested MULTIPLE C2D processors with MULTIPLE ECS motherboards. How the hell is it possible that none of them shows any display?! ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!

                  

In an attempt to make themselves look less of a bunch of idiots, they told us to flash the BIOS of the motherboard. Either way, it turned out unsuccessful. And then, I receive calls, asking me to read out all the tiny serial numbers on the processors, because they claim that the suppliers needed reference. In other words, they think it’s the processor’s problem. WRONG! The processor works smoothly on an ASUS board. Man, I hate people!

             

Eventually, they switched those ECS boards with a different set of ECS boards of a better model. Finally, the C2D processors worked on those motherboards. But the motherboards still sucked, because the boards made the Core Two Duos run like they were Core Half Duos.

                     

In another incident, the computer had a problem of automatically restarting itself when heavy processes were run. Upon closer inspection of the insides of the computer, BAM! It was fitted with the same ECS motherboard as those which I mentioned earlier. Simple. I switched all the components onto an ASUS motherboard, and the problem was never encountered again.

          

I happen to know a little about computer viruses. and I can safely diagnose that ECS is not a product. It’s a virus. It’s the same thing. Humans get HIV, computers get ECS. Scary, isn’t it?

               

I hope my related incidents will help you decide what motherboards to choose for your computers in the future. ECS motherboards are stupid and shitty. Take a look at the picture of the box of the ECS motherboard I posted earlier. Notice the line below the yellow words? Well, enriching your PC experience, my ass! ECS products are stupid and shitty! Boycott ECS products!

                     

~ ECS staff members are threatening to flash my BIOS for writing this article ~

Another actor that can replace Jay Chou, and acts exactly like him

                  

Lately, you can see the posters of the movie ‘The Curse Of The Golden Flower’ all over the place. Of the characters most noticed in the poster is none other than the mumbler himself, Jay Chou.

            

Great… Another Jay Chou movie… It is obvious who’s the target audience of this movie. That’s right! Little girs who think Jay Chou is col, and good looking, and stuff like that. But honestly, take a moment to think about it. What’s so great about Jay Chou? Has Zhang Yimou ran out of cast members to choose a better actor?

             

Usually when you ask the girls what they think about Jay Chou’s acting, most of them will say "OH MY GOD! JAY CHOU IS SUCH A GREAT ACTOR! I SO LOVE HIM! LOL!" (Yes, I know that sentence is grammatically wrong, but trust me, I’ve heard stuff about Jay that sounded something along that line. Stop bitching, you morons!). Anyways, When you ask them what is go great about Jay Chou’s acting, they will either switch the topic or not reply at all. But then again, I’m sure it’s hard to give a reply when one is constantly kissing Jay Chou’s collective ass, isn’t it?

          

Owh, and by the way, Jay Chou’s character dies in the movie. Nope, no punch line there. I’m serious.

                        

Now, continue thinking about this. What’s so great about Jay Chou himself? What does he do, anyway? He mumbles, and stumbles around with a straight face of determination, pretty much like that of an idiot running into a concrete pillar. If I remembered correctly, people who act like that have a condition known as ‘Down Syndrome’.

                     

Now, I have been thinking and thinking and thinking for another actor that acts the way Jay Chou does. It was difficult, but finally I found an actor that is exactly like Jay Chou. Want to know who? Here he is:

Yup! Introducing the actor that is on par with Jay Chou. His name is Brick Wall.

            

Zhang Yimou! If you ever want to make another Jay Chou movie, do consider giving Mr. Brick Wall a chance. Think about it! Brick Wall acts the same as Jay Chou, and you don’t even need to pay Brick wall for acting in your movies. Big time profit!

               

~ Little girls have threatened to send an army of soldiers in golden armour after me for spoiling the movie for them and revealing an actor that is on par with Jay Chou ~

Skaters and punks! I support your movement!

               

I was sitting on my ass in front of the computer the other day, when it got me thinking. This world is shifting toward a punk and skaters era, where these punks and skaters (also known as assholes) get all the recognition, while the real people are left in a corner to collect dust and shit.

What’s so great about skaters anyway? All they do is ride around in a board, doing stupid shit and trying to get themselves a broken neck or foot, and they have chicks screaming for them and getting boned by them. Well screw them all! You’d probably think that with all those grinds and flips and shit like that which they are doing, they can cause super cosmic power to be generated that could cure cancer or something along that line. Well, at least, the people who think skating is cool seem to think so.

                     

Nothing a reality check can’t fix. Know what? Sure, skaters have good physical abilities to be able to perform those stupid stunts, but the climax of any skating session is when a dumbass skater falls off his board/ slams into a lamp post/ gets hit by a car, and end up losing his teeth/ leg(s)/ arm(s)/ spine/ neck/ life. Wake up, you morons! Skaters are doing those stunts because they’re trying to get themselves killed. Stop cheering and supporting them, and you might actually save a life, dammit!

               

Even worse are punks. The reason punks exist is due to the rise of more and more stupid punk rock bands, dressed up like idiots, and singing like someone is constantly scrubbing their nuts/ ass with sandpaper. A few examples are Sum41, Avril Lavigne, and Bowling For Soup. There are more, of course, but I’m just putting 3 examples there so you idiots who don’t know what punk rock is can look up their music, and grow to hate it.

                  

Anyway, can’t people make up their own styles anymore? Believe me, you wouldn’t believe how many people I see dressed up like punks nowadays. With all their spiked collars and thick leather bracelets, looking all tough and mighty. Impressionable idiots with no personalities. Last I remember, spiked collars were put on dogs. And what’s with those extreme spiked hair on punks anyway? I’m talking about those where the spiked hair on their heads can actually be counted. Imagine a whole head full of hair, and you clump them all together to make spikes which can actually be counted! I don’t know about you people, but back in my days, objects with spikes sticking out from the top were called drain-cleaning brooms. Man, I hate people.

                  

I’m sick of skaters. And punks give me dierrhea. The only reason why they are who they are is probably because they are too dumb to work for McDonald’s, which is a company that hires dumbasses. I suggest digging a deep hole, filling it with petroleum, setting it on fire, and let skaters jump their asses into it, while punks are puched in beyond their will. Pretty good idea, don’t you think? I’m sick of this shit.

               

~ Skaters and punks have visited this site, but left because they were too dumb to understand anything in here ~

Bullshit scam e-mail I’ve ignore for months, but thought it’s finally time to bring it up

                  

I’ve had this stupid e-mail in my inbox since August. i was gonna bitch about it, but I completely forgot until I stumbled upon it again when I was clearing bullshit from my inbox today. It goes as follows:

                

From: azzem yaro (e_yaro9@hotmail.fr)

Reply-to: azzem_yaro30000@yahoo.co.uk

Sent: Sunday, August 20, 2006 7:55AM

Subject: FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO

                

FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICA(BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA

Dear friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise however,it’s just my urgent
need for a foreign partner that made me contact you for this transaction.
I am a banker by profession from ouagadougou-Burkina faso in west Africa and
currently holding the post of Foreign Remittance Manager in our bank,Bank of
Africa (BOA)Burkina Faso office .

I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds $8.6 million of
one of my bank deceased client who died in the sharter plane which crashed
on mount kenyan in the kenyan city of sumburu on 21st july,2003 to any
foreign account .

You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this
website : LINK
Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared
between us in the ratio 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal.
Eagerly waiting for your response.

azzem_yaro30000@yahoo.co.uk

MR AZZEM YARO

_____________________________________________________

                  

What a crock! All I do is lounge my ass around, doing absolutely nothing, and suddenly, I get a bussiness proposal from some unknown asshole telling me that I could have a 40% share of $8.6 million? BULLSHIT! I don’t even know who the hell this guy is. Why would he want to share such a large sum of money with me? Owh, that’s right! The e-mail is a fucking scam.

               

You know, I find it funny how accurate these scammers potray their facts. Even funnier is the fact that there are dipshits out there who would actually fall for this kind of thing. One way or the other, both parties are morons. Feel free to click on the link listed in the e-mail. It is safe. I have already tried it. It’s a link to CNN’s website on the plane crash at the Mount Kenya. click on the link and read the news for a moment.

                

Done? As the news claim, 14 people died on the plane crash (may they rest in peace). The two main people highligted was the retired physician and his wife. Now here’s where the e-mail starts bleeding bullshit. The e-mail claims that the account belongs to ONE OF the deceased members on the plane. Well, it got me wondering. How many people own $8.6 million? It is stated later in the news that the eldest Brumley is the head of Emory University’s Department of Pediatrics, and later served as interim dean of the medical school. Even so, $8.6 million is a little TOO high, even for a dean. Conclusion? This e-mail is BULLSHIT!

                     

The last sentence in the news states: "These families have experienced a terrible loss, and words cannot describe their pain and grief."

            

Try understanding that sentence a little. Now ask yourself. If you had $8.6 million, and you could let anybody inherit the money if any misfortune were to fall on you, who would you give the money to? Your immediate family and relatives, or some unknown guy from some bank who would freely exploit your money by sharing it with another unknown guy from another continent at a 60/40 ratio? Damn… I rule!

               

Owh, I almost forgot. The family were from Atlanta. So how did their money end up in The Bank Of Africa? Answer me! And secondly, the incident happened in 2003. Why is it that I only receive this "bussiness proposal" 3 years later in 2006? I have just handed this "Azzem Yaro" guy a plate full of ass with all the cellulite. If that’s even his real name, of course. EVEN IF this e-mail were to be true, I would never want to inherit the money of the deceased. It’s just not right. Especially when it comes from a cheap, pompous son of a bitch who would manipulate and use the names and situations of the deceased for his own personal gain. Way to go, Azzem Yaro! I hope you choke! Don’t mess with the affairs of the deceased!

            

Before ending this stupid bullshit counterattack with a bang, click on the following link, and see for yourself what is officially written on the internet about this Azzem Yaro bullshit: LINK

                      

There you have it. Azzem Yaro! Feel free to go to hell! You’d probably like it there.

                        

~ People didn’t know how easy it was to hand "Azzem Yaro" his ass on a plate ~

New bullshit chain mail

                

Okay, so I was searching through the Friendster bulletin board, looking for something worthy of reading, when I noticed a number of posts entitled "10 THINGS IDIOTS DO ON FRIENDSTER". Looking at such a big title, one might think that finally, people have come to their senses, and maybe even developed intelligence. So naturally, I opened it, and began to read it. Alas, I should have expected the big title to be a sugar-coated frosting on the top of a whole cake of bullshit. It goes like this:

                  

ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a friendster
tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting
stupid bulletins
like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO

To the people who have like 25,000
friends,
are you serious?
You’re stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE

Don’t ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I’m so ugly"
"OMG, I’m so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn’t post them.
And if u do ur a freaking NERD.

FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the
internet.
Don’t try to act hardcore with the
keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the
special
olympics;
even if you win, you’re still retarded.

FIVE

Quit crying
b/c you’re not on someones top 8.
who cares?
ITS FRIENDSTER!!!
Stop naggin!!!

SIX

Who really cares if
I don’t accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don’t send me another request or
message asking
"what’s up with you not adding me?"
I don’t want you as a friend,
THATS WHATS UP!!!!

SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have Friendster
and look like sluts, and act like
whores
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,
you are a true friendster Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE

I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through
people’s brains

TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says
something
like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
will rape
your
dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is
gonna rape
your
mom"
…QUIT BEING A TOTAL GAY WAD!!

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

Repost this with..
"10 THINGS IDIOTS DO ON FRIENDSTER"

____________________________________________________

                   

Take a minute for that crap to seep in.

                

Done? Good.

                        

Okay, so the deal is this. Some idiot comes up with a chain mail of his own in order to make a statement that it is alright to repost his chain mail, and it’s not okay to repost any other. WRONG! It is not okay to repost any of these stupid chain mails! So, here’s an analysis of each of the 10 things that idiots do on Friendster.

                         

ONE

Yes, of course there is no such thing as a tracker on Friendster. But then again, what does a tracker have to do with those bulletins with all the "this works" crock? That’s right! Absolutely nothing. Those chain mails with the "this works" ending are made to play with the minds of the weak. So why bother? The beginning and end of this statement has no connection anyway. In other words, the first statement of this chain mail is bullshit.

                           

TWO

Firstly, 25000 friends is an exaggeration, as the maximum friends allowed in one’s friends list is roughly 500 or less. Secondly, Why the hell do you think the site is called FRIENDSter. Owh, that’s right! The site is used for making new friends, as well as keeping in touch with old friends! So honestly, a person with many friends in his/her profile is really none of anybody’s business. Lastly, I happened to have checked out the profiles of the people who posted this chain mail. Guess what? Most of them have friends ranging from figures between 300 to 450. Who are the stupid ones now?

                           

THREE

Similar to number two, SOME of the people who posted this bulletin also had stupid captions on some of their pictures. And what does putting on some stupid captions about being fat and ugly have anything to do with being a nerd. Do they even know what a nerd is? Most likely not.

                  

FOUR

The only way to answer to this stupid crap is to send the people who posted this chain mail a message each, with something that goes as follows:

"You are an asshole, and I hope you choke!"

After that, just sit back, relax, and wait to see how far these people will go to uphold their self-righteousness, and not break what is stated in the 4th statement of this chain mail.

                              

FIVE

If I remember correctly, no idiot in their right mind will cry because they aren’t in another person’s top eight. Which reminds me. You CAN’T set the friends you want in your top eight list on Friendster, and the only way to do so is to post a bulletin or send a message stating who are your top eight friends. And besides, I haven’t heard of any cases of people nagging because they aren’t in another person’s top eight. Have you?

                

SIX

Anybody who thinks they are too good for anybody probably won’t have any real friends to begin with. Their "friends" are just there to either:

A) Tap those suckers off their money and belongings.

B) Humour themselves with how naive one can get by actually thinking that their "friends" are really friends.

or C) treat the person like a donkey, doing all the chores and dirty work for them in the name of being "friends".

Either way, they lose! Enough said!

                         

SEVEN

Sixth graders aren’t allowed in Friendster, because they don’t suit the minimum age requirement. And even if they fake their age to gain access to Friendster, who cares? This statement contradicts with the "IT’S FRIENDSTER" phrase in statement FIVE. It’s Friendster! If you don’t like little sixth graders dressed up like sluts, here’s a thought: DON’T VISIT THEIR PROFILES, AND DON’T ADD THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST, YOU MORONS!

Same goes to the people who visit my site and start complaining about how shitty it is. Here’s an idea! Don’t read anything else in it, and just click on that tiny little "X" at the upper right corner of your screen. Don’t come back over and over again, reading my articles on one hand, and on the other, complain about how bad and shitty it is.

                               

EIGHT

Real friends don’t need bulletins. Real friends talk to one another in person and on the phone, making the bulletin board obsolete. I think this point is clear enough.

                        

NINE

I find this really funny. The title says "10 THINGS IDIOTS DO ON FRIENDSTER". And here, we have number eight stating that real friends read their friend’s bulletins, and number nine stating that people should pass this on. So that’s what idiots do. Way to go, you morons! I suggest reading and fully understanding the title of bulletins next time before you repost them.

                           

TEN

Ah, I see. Quit being a total gay wad… What?! What exactly the hell is a gay wad? Look, dumbass. For the benefit of the people who don’t have a telekinetic link to the chain mail creator’s brain, I suggest the people who created  this chain mail to do everyone a favour, and choke. Imbeciles.

                     

To top it all off, this chain mail claims itself to be a test to see how many people in your friends list pays attention to you. Judging by the fact that most of the people who reposted this chain mail has already broken about four to seven out of the ten rules on average, I’m beginning to wonder if people really do want to pay attention to a bulletin which contradicts the person’s behaviour. Unless every person who reposted this bulletin follow statements one to ten word by word, they have just made idiots of themselves by reposting this manipulative piece of crap. In other words,

Congratulations, morons! You have just fallen victim to your own self-righteousness by reposting this stupid chain mail, which contradicts your own behaviour. The creators of this chain mail have achieved what they have set out to do: To manipulate your weak minds, resulting in you being unable to tell what’s wrong or right in Friendster. I’m sure your real friends (if any) will be proud of you.

                      

And people wonder why I’m so bitter. Although this entire article can’t do justice as to why I’m so bitter, you would have roughly guessed by now, why I hate people. That’s right! Apparently, being computer savvy and being able to own an account on Friendster can’t bring some people common sense. I rule!

                              

~ People never knew what idiots they have become until they read my explanation for statement eight and nine, and now think I’m an asshole for breaking their ignorant self-righteous state of mind by exposing the truth behind the bullshit chain mail ~

Let’s give starved poets a real reason to be depressed

             

      

Starved poets. When things don’t go their way, they go around acting like tormented souls straight out of hell.

         

They make me wanna puke my guts out. What the hell is wrong with them? When they don’t get the people they want, they start looking all sad, pale, dirty, and tortured. They go around acting all depressed and shit like that. But the thing is, most starved poets aren’t really even depressed. They just go around pretending to be tormented in order to catch the attention of the person they are targeting. It’s times like these where the administration of a solid kick in the ass is necessary. But no, starved poets choose to go around dressed like drug addicts and stumbling about like drunks.

             

Here’s an idea! Why don’t you dipshits pull your heads out of your asses, and face the situation like what everybody else does? Perhaps then, that person might actually start noticing you for who you are! Acting starved poet never got anybody anywhere in the first place. In fact, if you ask people if they undersatnd the term "starved poet", many will say no, probably because it is an idiot term created by you losers who are quick to label yourselves as "starved poets" when relationships don’t go your way. Mind you, I have nothing against people being depressed. My point is that starved poets are full of shit for pretending to be depressed.

                  

What sickens me the most about starved poets are their constant abuse over their bodies and personal hygiene. Once again, what the hell is wrong with them? I’ve seen starved poets who eat too little to maintain their bodies physical requirements, drinking extremely little water, wear shitty rags which they call clothes, and my personal favourite, NOT BATHING OR WASHING THEIR HAIR FOR WEEKS! *BARF*

                           

I’m sick of starved poets. I suggest building a giant catapult, pack all the starved poets into it, and launching them into a large, solid slab of steel covered in nails. BAM! Au revoir, starved poets! Maybe then, starved poets would really have a reason to be depressed (provided they survive the ordeal). They all look so weak, even the launch itself would probably kill them.

                   

~ Starved poets who have visited this page has stopped pretending to be depressed, and has since gone to being really depressed ~

Just a few points I’d like to make

                     

Lately, I’ve given this matter much thought. And it turns out that in the modern day, it’s much better to be an animal than human. Why? Here’re the reasons:

               

~ Animals don’t have to study their asses off in order to enter university.

~ Animals don’t need to learn how to read or talk.

~ Animals don’t have to be interviewed in order to get a job. In fact, some animals don’t even need specific jobs.

~ Animals don’t have to sit for academic exams.

~ Animals get fed twice to three times a day. and you don’t need to money to buy it.

~ You get all the free steroids you want.

~ You get to mix around with good company.

~ There is no discrimination between animals.

~ Animals don’t rape one another.

~ Animals don’t kill for greed and hatred. Animals only kill to survive.

~ Animals don’t succumb to McDonalds’ bullshit propaganda.

~ Animals don’t swindle one another out of all they are worth.

~ Animals don’t need girlfriends/boyfriends. And they don’t fuck around for fun, while other animals look on in jealousy.

~ Animals don’t smoke or drink.

~ Animals don’t screw up, and then pass the buck to another animal. They take the responsibility like a man!

~ Animals get slaughtered at the prime of their age, so they don’t have to go through the suffering of old age, while their annoying kids treat them like shit.

~ Animals can take a shit anywhere they want, and nobody cares.

~ Animals don’t need clothing and accesories, and still look good.

~ Animals (especially female animals) don’t go shopping for hours, spend hell of alot of money, and come home with bags of things which they are only going to wear once, and then leave it in a dark, damp cupboard to collect dust and mould,  only to be taken out a few years later to be used as a rag or scrap cloth.

~ Animals don’t have to sit for SPM or STPM.

                     

You people get my point. Good luck to everybody sitting for the SPM and STPM exams.

                  

~ Animals have come to this page, only to leave because they can’t read ~