I will never understand the psychology of moron playing an online game

                        

Can somebody please tell me what the hell is wrong with online gamers nowadays?! Online games are not what they used to be, thanks to a handful of dumbasses that play these games. And I’m not talking about a specific game in general, but almost every single online game there is. The reason why I play online games is to have some fun, as well as getting to know other people playing the same game. But this does not apply to everyone, apparently. Some idiots take online games as part of their pathetic lives! It’s amazing what shit people do nowadays for the sake of getting the upper hand in online games. The least I could do now is write about the shitty types that one should avoid.

                                    

The first on the list is the Hacker Type. Hackers are bitches. They hack into other people’s gaming accounts for the sick purpose of loothing them off their "hard" work. These are the type of people who have not heard of something called ‘fair gaming’. But, I can’t blame it entirely on the hackers, because the ones who were hacked also possess an equal share of stupidity. These people show off whenever they have a new good item or weapon. Not to their friends, but to everyone! You won’t be suprised if they get hacked, because these morons do not know how to be discreet.  Don’t understand what I’m talking about? Here’s a hint! DON’T show off!

                                          

The next type is the Player Killer Type. These people are the type that kill other players weaker than them for the sick purpose of showing off! These are the same type of people that walk into battles with the steadfast determination of an idiot running into a brick wall! But the problem is, if the killed player happens to have a stronger game character, the player bites back. and this results in a never-ending chain of revenge. Morons! These players pose a really hugh threat nowadays. Recently, there was a case where a guy killed his friend IN REAL LIFE because he lost to his friend in a gaming duel. What the fuck is this world coming to?!

The final type are the ones that usually piss everybody off. They are known as the Kill Stealer Type. These are the type of people that interrupt others halfway through combat, and steal themselves valuable experience points, as well as looting others off their spoils of victory. What assholes! Don’t they have the nuts to do their own training and item collection?! HELL NO! What bitches!

~ Online gamers didn’t know that they may have been bitches~

We live in an era where bullshit on the bulletin board and e-mails generalize all guys in love

Can somebody tell me what’s going through the minds of people nowadays?! As if chain letters and stupid surveys on the online community bulletin boards and e-mails weren’t enough, I suddenly get this in my e-mail:

The guy who loves you ,
if he can’t always see you,
he will try to make himself busy,
for not to have any time to remember
you,
because he knew, if he did,
he will keep on missing you
until he could do nothing.

The guy who loves you
can’t tell you the reason why he loves you.
he only knows that in his eyes
you are the only one

The guy who loves you seldom praises you
but in his heart, you are the best,
only he knows it.

The guy who loves you will worry sick or
complain
if you don’t reply his messages
because he cares.

The guy who loves you ,
Only sheds his tears infront of you,
and when you try to wipe his tears,
you are touching his heart,
the heart that beats for you.

The guy who loves you will remember every word u
said ,
even its accidental..
and he will use
those words always in the nick of time.

The guy who loves you
will not promise that easily,
because they don’t want to break that
promise
he wants you to believe him
and he wants to give you the happiest
and safest life always

The guy who loves you always tells you not to
think too much,
because he planned everything
he wants to give u the perfect life in the
future,
he wants to surprise you
believe that he can do it.

The guy who loves you,
will go to airport to fetch you,
he won’t carry a bouquet of roses and call
you darling like what you expect.
but he will carry your luggage and ask
you
" why have you become so thin in two days?"
with his sincere heart.

The boy who loves you will listen quietly to you,
when you are mad, and when you
finished talking
he will say "you have class tomorrow,
sleep earlier with a smile.I’ll make sure you do.."

The boy who loves you doesn’t know whether
he should call you when you are angry,
but he will send a message to you after
a few hours,
if you ask him why he call that late,
he will say when you are angry,
my explanation will be rubbish.
But when you calm down,
my explanation will work.

The boy who loves you always calls you a kid,
but everytime he wants to make a big
decision,
he will want to hear your advice first

The guy who loves you don’t like toys like teddy
bears,
but he will always put the
bear you gave him on his bed.
and hug it everytime he sleeps cuz it reminds him
of you

The guy who loves you, when quarrelling,
will apologize non-stop,
eventhough if you’re the one who’s wrong,
he just wants you to be happy.

The guy who loves you,
when he really misses you,
he will want to buy you a bouquet of roses and
wait for you stupidly outside your front door
and when you shockingly find him there,
he’ll already be asleep dreaming of you
            

What a crock of shit! I suppose all because one guy is in love and exhibit these features(most likely the writer of this crappy "poem"), that makes every other guy the same? HELL NO! Let me go through this piece of shit, stanza by stanza, so as to make a simple point, which nobody else has the brains to figure out for themselves.

                                     

                      

The guy who loves you ,
if he can’t always see you,
he will try to make himself busy,
for not to have any time to remember
you,
because he knew, if he did,
he will keep on missing you
until he could do nothing.

What better way to start off a bullshit poem, than with a bullshit stanza?! Let me ask you people a question. What the fuck do you think "absence makes the heart grow fonder" means?! That’s right! If a guy can’t see a girl for a long time, no doubt he’ll be missing her. BUT, he’ll most likely be looking forward to seeing her, not making himself busy for the sake of keeping her off his mind. What a crock! and what the hell is "he will keep missing you until he could do nothing" suppose to imply?! A guy may be slightly distracted when he misses a girl, but that doesn’t turn him into a vegetable, morons! He can still go on living like a human! It is obvious that only a vegetable could have written such a shitty poem.

                                  

The guy who loves you
can’t tell you the reason why he loves you.
he only knows that in his eyes
you are the only one
If this is true, then can someone tell me why the hell do girls always ask guys for a reason to why he loves her?! Why bother? I mean, he isn’t going to give you a reason, since he just knows that you’re his only one, right? Answer me, dammit! If you girls think this stanza is true, then DO NOT ask your boyfriend why he loves you. EVER!

                                    

The guy who loves you seldom praises you
but in his heart, you are the best,
only he knows it.

To all the guys reading this, let me tell you this. Girls are a very paranoid gender. You don’t praise your girlfriends at least once every freaking hour, and they start thinking that you’re in league with another girl. So, take my advice, and praise your girlfriends OFTENLY! That way, you might get somewhere in life.

                                                    

The guy who loves you will worry sick or
complain
if you don’t reply his messages
because he cares.
A guy will only worry when the girl he loves does not reply his message. By complaining, it shows the guy’s disatisfaction for the girl, completely making this whole stanza void!

                                                    

The guy who loves you ,
Only sheds his tears infront of you,
and when you try to wipe his tears,
you are touching his heart,
the heart that beats for you.

Any guy who cries in front of the girl he loves is a genuine, 110% pussy! By crying in front of the girl you love, you’re only showing her that you are weak! Way to go, moron!

                                             

The guy who loves you will remember every word u
said ,
even its accidental..
and he will use
those words always in the nick of time.
Give me a break, for crying out loud! This shitty stanza makes guys sound like an organic tape recorder. As if guys have nothing else to remember. Remembering EVERY word the girl says, and use it in the nick of time? In that case, why do they even bother studying or getting a job? All their brain space is spent on remembering things that his girls says, right? Even if it is an accidental piece of shit? So, how is a guy suppose to remember the important things that will get him through life? MORONS!

                                     

The guy who loves you
will not promise that easily,
because they don’t want to break that
promise
he wants you to believe him
and he wants to give you the happiest
and safest life always

Once again, girls are the ones who always ask guys to promise. But in the end, the girls end up forgetting the promise themselves, and the guys are the ones who has to remind the girls about it. Damn, man… Who’s disappointing who?!

                                 

The guy who loves you always tells you not to
think too much,
because he planned everything
he wants to give u the perfect life in the
future,
he wants to surprise you
believe that he can do it.

Girls, if your boyfriend tells you not to think too much, because he plans to give you a perfect life in the future, it’s time to get suspicious. All that sweet talk is there for a reason. He might be having an affair or something like that. Either that, or he broke your mother’s favourite vase. Or leg.

                                    

The guy who loves you,
will go to airport to fetch you,
he won’t carry a bouquet of roses and call
you darling like what you expect.
but he will carry your luggage and ask
you
" why have you become so thin in two days?"
with his sincere heart.

What a stupid stanza. Remember! If you don’t call her darling, or stuff like that, she’ll start to get paranoid! And, how the hell is a girl suppose to get thin in TWO DAYS?! Just for your information, girls like to be thin.
If you tell her that she’s thin, you’re actually encouraging her to carry on what she did for the past 2 days. And if she becomes anorexic, you have succeeded… As an ASSHOLE!

                                    

The boy who loves you will listen quietly to you,
when you are mad, and when you
finished talking
he will say "you have class tomorrow,
sleep earlier with a smile.I’ll make sure you do.."

Boy, just admit it. You are too much of a pussy to ask her to calm down when she’s mad. If you really love her, you will find a way to overcome her problems, or to make her happy again. Not just sit there like a scared pussy, listening.

                                    

The boy who loves you doesn’t know whether
he should call you when you are angry,
but he will send a message to you after
a few hours,
if you ask him why he call that late,
he will say when you are angry,
my explanation will be rubbish.
But when you calm down,
my explanation will work.

Any girl who thinks your explanation is rubbish when she is mad obviously doesn’t love you to the extent as you do for her. Need I say more, asshole?

                                              

The boy who loves you always calls you a kid,
but everytime he wants to make a big
decision,
he will want to hear your advice first

What sort of an asshole calls the girl he loves a kid?! Girls have always thought themselves to be more matured than guys (But this is the real world, so what they think is not true). Imagine what you’re doing to her esteem when you call her a kid, moron!

                                          

The guy who loves you don’t like toys like teddy
bears,
but he will always put the
bear you gave him on his bed.
and hug it everytime he sleeps cuz it reminds him
of you

And risk humiliation from all his friends?! HELL NO!

                                     

The guy who loves you, when quarrelling,
will apologize non-stop,
eventhough if you’re the one who’s wrong,
he just wants you to be happy.

Yes, It’s true that guys will apologize alot during quarrels. But, guys aren’t such manipulative dolls that girls think they can freely use. Guys have to stand their ground too, dammit! Apoplogize too much, and girls will do what they do best! They’ll start taking you for granted! Get the point?!

                                        

The guy who loves you,
when he really misses you,
he will want to buy you a bouquet of roses and
wait for you stupidly outside your front door
and when you shockingly find him there,
he’ll already be asleep dreaming of you

Any guy stupid enough to stupidly wait outside the girl’s door till he falls asleep is definately a piece of shit that deserves to be shot! Tell me… What will the neighbours think? "Oh, look! A fucking stalker sleeping in front of our neighbour’s house! Let’s call the police!". and if the cops really do arrest you, the only time you’ll ever be seeing the girl you love is when you’re sleeping, dreaming of her, cause she’s never going to come and visit you in jail. EVER!

Man, I hate stupid bullshit on the internet!

~Girls have always thought that guys are manipulative tools until they read this post~

I’m NOT loving it! Shut the hell up!

Things just keep getting better and better. First, we have a shitty fast food shop with a fucking clown for a mascot, and now, McDonalds gets away with serving bloody shitty food to millions of people. How? Through their bullshit marketing propagandas, of course! I hate McDonalds. The food seriously sucks! Why the hell do people eat the food there? The burgers look so delicious in the display pictures, but when you get it, the actual burger is 1/3 the size compared to that of the display pic. What a rip-off! I suppose this is their way of cutting down the cost on ingredients. By giving you less than what is shown. Shouldn’t they already be breaking their backs thinking of new ways to cut down on costs by using watered down ketchup and one ply napkins and toilet paper?!

Below are a few examples of the food served at McDonalds. To help people decide which not to eat, and which to avoid, I have created The Isaac Scale Of Disgustingness!

If the scale is at 1, the food is worth eating. If the food is at Isaac, it is so fucking disgusting, dog shit would probably taste better. Isaac is the most disgusting person on Earth, digging his teeth out in the open, and stripping in front of everybody. And let’s not forget him scratching himself constantly in the crotch. I hate him! There should be laws against being him! Without further delay, I give you the shit..erm…. foods served at McDonalds!

                                                      

                   

Grilled Chicken Foldover

Whoever thought of this shitty idea?! pita bread with chicken patties?! And they say this grilled chicken foldover is supposed to be good for people on a diet?! BULLSHIT! All that fat and shit comes from that grilled patty, and eating this piece of crap is no different than downing an actual burger! And hell! This piece of shit costs more than an actual burger. Way to go, morons!

                     

                         

Chicken Burger

Not to be confused with the McChicken, this chicken shit of a burger is a bloody rip-off! Nobody in their right mind would buy this burger. It has a bloody mediocre size, enough to fit into an exhaust pipe, and exhaust fumes could still escape! And the sauce in this thing tastes like it’s been through some hooker’s ass! It sucks, and it’s bloody disgusting! Fucking rip-off!

                      

                         

French Fries

THAT’S RIGHT! Flacid fries! Soft as crap, with an overdose of salt! The main reason why people get kidney malfunction. Too much salt in this cut up potato crap! You’ll probably be better off eating twigs!

                     

                           

Big Mac

The damn problem with the Big Mac is that they make it bigger by placing another bun in the centre. And suprisingly, I’m the only one who notices this. Part of McDonalds’ plan to rip people off! Pretty smart way to have a bun in the middle of your burger, isn’t it? Same concept as building a wall across your bed to separate you and your wife. And one more problem with the Big Mac is that it is TOO FUCKING BIG! You must have a fucking big mouth to eat it!

                      

                           

Big Breakfast

Yes! It’s true! The Big breakfast is a mini desert in a non-biodegradable styrofoam container. It is extremely dry, and hard to swallow. And the shitty taste it leaves behind can only be removed by 2 ways! By taking a long time for the taste to disperse, or by using paint thinner! So the next time you wish to order this shit, make sure you have a bottle of paint thinner with you!

                           

                            

Quarter Pounder With Cheese

As if McDonalds’ shitty, dry, lousy, steroid-filled beef burgers weren’t enough, they give you a quarter pounds of the same crappy beef! With cheese! Give me a break! Whichever fat fuck that buys this burger must have done so at gun point! Because this burger is shittier than the Big Mac!

                              

                         

Get what I mean now?!  The food at McDonalds can be compared to the shittiness of Isaac, and people can’t tell the difference between the two!

THE FOOD SUCKS! BOYCOTT McDonalds!

~People didn’t know that Issac turned stupid because of McDonalds~

What better way for men to improve the taste of their food, than to use lots of mustard!

Mustard is essential! It is the best thing to add to your food. But sadly, there are too many pussies out there who can’t stand the taste of mustard. These are the type of people that deserve to be castrated. They are useless. Mustard too hot for you? *BASH!* Try saying that with my fist down your throat! If they can’t stand a little hot taste, they shouldn’t even be alive in the first place!

To everyone out there who does not know what mustard is, it is a hot paste made from the mustard plant. To help you people decide what goes best with mustard, I have created a list as follows:

~ EVERYTHING

Need i say more? Real men put mustard on everything! Come on! Grow a pair, dammit! Add mustard to everything!

NOTE: DO NOT USE THOSE SICK ASS SOUR MUSTARD IN PLASTIC SQUEEZE BOTTLES. EVER! THOSE ARE MADE FOR PUSSIES WHO THINK THAT EVEN CAPSICUMS ARE HOT!

~People have told me that they hate mustard, and have subsequently got their vocal cords ripped out~

Here are a few things that sucked about ‘Fantastic Four’!

1) It didn’t have Magneto in it

Okay, Magneto isn’t part of the ‘Fantastic Four’, but imagine how cool it will be if Magneto was put into the ‘Fantastic Four’ movie?! If I put Magneto in the movie, the movie will be shortened to only 30 minute, where you see Magneto crunching Dr. Doom’s metal body to a pulp with his magnetic powers!

2) Jessica Alba should have been invisible throughout the whole show

Jessica Alba should have made good use of her powers, and remained invisible throughout the whole movie! She is a lousy…..hell…..HORRIBLE actress! And she’s not the prettiest girl one can find in Hollywood. Still, you wouldn’t believe the number of wankers that watch this movie because of her. And besides, she is a little too young for the role of the Invisible Girl. Give me a break…

3) The fight scenes were pathetic

The fight scenes are lousy, as they only take part about three-quarters through the show. And most of the fights take place between The Thing and Dr. Doom. The rest of the movie is spent filming stupid bullshit of Mr. Fantastic working, developing his love relationship, and figuring out a way to change The Thing back to his human form. Oh, and let’s not forget Chris Evans’ role in this movie. Like every big budget movie, there is always a guy in it that makes all the girls drool. So, the directors of this movie put in Chris Evans to draw gullible little girls into watching this movie. and the fight scenes end with The Human Torch firing up a supernova to heat up Dr. Doom, and The Thing breaking a fire hydrant to quickly cool down the fired up Dr. Doom, hardening Dr. Doom into a statue. Stupid way to end a fight scene.

4) The leader of squirrels is mistaken as the leader of the Fantastic Four

Mr. Fantastic. What an asshole!

I can’t believe that this rubber squirrel is the leader of the Fantastic Four! All he does is sit around in his lab doing scientific, systematic, complicated, sweet and sour bullshit, in short, geek work. and during the fight scene, all he does is wrap himself around Dr. Doom to buy the others a little time, and he becomes the leader of the Fantastic Four. The worst part is that he cares for his work more than his love interest. And Sue storm still happens to be stupid enough to marry him. Anyways, Mr. Fantastic here leads the Fantastic Four to fight evil and save lives, right? PISS OFF, SQUIRREL KING! I’d rather die!

5) It didn’t have The Human Torch’s pimping scene

Forget his fiery powers! The human torch should just dress up in the pimpiest of pimp apparel, and start a pimping job instead. Why? Because he’s a hit with the ladies, both on screen and off screen. If the directors were to put in a pimping scene, the cash earned for this movie will go off the scale, as little girls will come back over and over again to watch it, paying big bucks while they are at it. Man, I hate people!

Oh, by the way, to any of you who have not watched the movie yet, this post contains spoilers!

~People have watched the ‘Fantastic Four’ movie without knowing that it sucks~

Online diaries… Who gives a damn?!

I have noticed a very disturbing thing about online journals, or better known as blogs, that has infected a majority of people on the net. They do the one thing that nobody gives a shit about. These people turn online journals into diaries, where they write about their daily routine and shit like that. Give me a break!

Have they ever pondered the difference between ‘diary’ and ‘journal’? HELL NO! These people have the eye coordination that is as good as that of the blind, and can’t see the difference. They post stuff about their personal lives online, making it accessible to millions of people all over the world. And in case people haven’t been noticing, nobody gives a shit about online diaries.

Even worse are the bullshit they post in their online diaries. Here’s a rough example of a post which greatly resembles every other online diary entry in this poorly inter-woven slab of crap we call the internet! Here goes:

"Woke up at 6 o’clock today. Had bread, butter, and milk for breakfast. Drove to college, but got stuck in a traffic jam. Stupid intersection slows traffic. Went to college, and got scolded by lecturer for not finishing assignment. College ended at 2PM. Drove home. Got stuck in traffic jam again. Ate bread, butter, and milk for lunch. Had a nap. Best nap I had in days. Woke up at 7PM. Had dinner. Fish was stale. Watched TV till 11PM. Rushed to toilet to puke because of stale fish. Updated this online diary post"

That was a rough idea of how stupid online diaries are, and I’m sure some of you already feel like throwing up all over your keyboard. Online diaries are a waste of precious time. Nobody gives a shit about them! What suprises me is that some people even bother taking pictures of themselves to post on their online diary. I’ve even seen this online diary where this moron post pictures of himself eating a bowl of noodles. WOW! NOODLES! As if anybody gives a fuck about what you eat, dipshit! What next? Picture of himself taking a shit?! What an idiot! Online diaries are stupid! Don’t make any!

Another important aspect. Why the hell do people want others to violate their privacy by reading their online diary posts?! I have made it an effort not to read any online diaries, because hell knows what I could write about them if I violate their privacy by reading about their daily life, which is completely insignificant to mine! I have my own life, and I do not need to use someone else’s daily routine as my guidelines! In fact, People who read online diaries must probably have done so at gunpoint! Because nobody will bother reading about the life of some unknown person, in other words, lives of dumbass people who are not famous, and spend their free time prodding their flacid cocks in the mouths of others by posting their diary online!

Am I being unfair to you online diary-loving wankers? EXCELLENT! Send me hate mail!

i_am_the_dragon87@hotmail.com

~Dipshits think that my blog is an online diary, in which it is not, moron!~