I wonder why you claim I won’t get along with you very well?

I was just sitting in front of my computer chatting with my friends, when suddenly, someone initiated a conversation with me. He began with " ‘lo? ". So, I replied with a simple "Hi". Then he suddenly asked the unexpected. "who r you and have you done with leon". Thinking this was some sort of joke, I replied: "what do you mean? I am myself. I am Leon.", to which a conversation between me and a confused fellow took place. the conversation goes as follows:

o_o says:
‘lo?
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
hi
o_o says:
who r you and have you done with leon
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
what do you mean
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
I am myself
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
I am Leon
o_o says:
i dont know i dont know
o_o says:
hey how come soooo long you never onl9
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
I am online everyday
o_o says:
what time
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
but I don’t see you online
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
who are you anyways
o_o says:
i went to england
o_o says:
you stupid shi’ its nabil
o_o says:
cant you tell by the pic?
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
what the hell is your problem
o_o says:
what do you mean?
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
you don’t have to call me a stupid shit
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
and besides, I hardly talk to you
o_o says:
no no no i was doing the english accent
o_o says:
you know the
o_o says:
‘lo
o_o says:
and bloody ‘ell
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
yeah, but still… it’s rude
o_o says:
i’m sorry
o_o says:
i put too much of me good manners on the phone i hardly have enough to go around
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
geez…. gimme a break
o_o says:
hey man is this a bad time ?
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
maybe I should be asking you that question
o_o says:
?
o_o says:
who ARE you?
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
You come in, and suddenly ask me "who am I, and what have I done with Leon"
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
What makes you think i have done something to "leon"
o_o says:
its because i thought its leons sister with the picture and the broken hearts
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
I’m chinese
o_o says:
what?
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
how can my sister be like that
o_o says:
holy crap
o_o says:
i confused you with someone else
o_o says:
your the other leon
o_o says:
dude i’m soooooooooo sorry
o_o says:
see i have this other friend his name is leon too
o_o says:
and he has the same name as you.
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
do you even know which Leon I am
o_o says:
i do
o_o says:
i got confused man i got confused
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
even if you were confused between me and your other friend, you couldn’t possibly mistook the e-mail addresses
o_o says:
i didnt see the e-mail address
o_o says:
you’re never onl9
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
I am online evry night
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
I don’t see you online
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
and you say I don’t come online
o_o says:
what time are you online?
£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!  says:
every night
o_o says:
i go online at 7 o’clock
o_o says:
i’m REALLY sorry for any inconvinience caused by me
o_o says:
its a good thing we’re not in the same school i don’t think we would get along very well. Well chances are you might never see me. but the world is full of surprises. 
o_o says:
goodbye

                

Just to prove that this conversation really took place, here are two pictures of the beginning and end of the conversation. Note that the screenshots were taken after he went offline.

Beginning

End

Okay, so let me get this straight. You were in England, and you say I don’t come online, while I am online almost every night for the past month. What confuses me is the fact that I happen to be a stupid shi’ for not recognizing him in his picture. All that before he found out who I actually was. Which got me thinking. If he were to mistaken somebody else, he would have called him/her a stupid shi’ as well. Wow! I don’t find myself calling people stupid shits when they don’t recognize my picture. In fact, I know of nobody who calls others stupid shits for not recognizing their pictures. That’s really something for me to be proud of. You, sir, are the first. So, I shall do everyone a favour. I shall publish your picture so that people will no longer be stupid shi’s for not recognizing you.

You are looking at the pixels of someone you must recognize for life in order not to be a stupid shi’.

NOTE: I know many of you are complaining after reading that chat log above, and are claiming that by writing this post, I am also being rude as well. Well, I’m doing so because he pissed me off. In fact, I’m rude to anything that pisses me off. But you don’t find me pissing him off when he initiated the conversation. Any reason to be rude to me to begin with?

                           

When I asked him what was his problem, and that he didn’t have to call me a stupid shit, he replied with "no no no i was doing the english accent". Reality check! Whatever accent you are using doesn’t change the fact that you called me a stupid shit. So, stop trying to cover up with your ‘no no no’s. And what is it with the English accent? Does it make you sound more like an English gentleman (assuming that I could hear you, because typed words have no accent)? No! It makes you sound like a snob. All because you went to England for a holiday, you’re going around talking in an English accent, making people think that you are a show off for being able to go to England for a holiday. New rule. If you only went to a different country for a short holiday, DON’T try to talk the way they do in your home country. People will think you are a rich snob.

                     

Well, I had actually forgiven him when he said "i’m REALLY sorry for any inconvinience caused by me". But right before he left, he had to add the following statement to defend his so-called self-righteousness: " its a good thing we’re not in the same school i don’t think we would get along very well. Well chances are you might never see me. but the world is full of surprises.".

Give me a break! Owh gee… I wonder why we wouldn’t get along very well? Could it be because you go around mistaking people’s identities and calling people stupid shits for not knowing who you are? You are right. It is a good thing that we’re not in the same school, although chances are that I won’t see you (Thankfully). I wouldn’t want you constantly mistaking who I am anyways. Note that I have not used a single harsh word against you in this post. Why? Because you did apologize to me, even though it was not sincere. How do I know it’s not sincere? Because you continue to question the times which I come online, in short, not believing what I tell you. If you were really sorry, you would have just accepted your wrong, and not try to make it look like I’m the idiot who doesn’t know anything when I come online. But, an apology is still an apology, whether sincere or not.

In fact, I doubt I even insulted you at all. Just telling you to cut the English accent and the wrong intros. So, by all means, continue calling me a stupid shi’ in your deep English accent if you wish. Just do me a favour, and look at the e-mail addresses before you initiate any conversations with anybody. And by the way, if "Leon’s" sister were to really have invaded his MSN Messenger account, she would have changed the whole nickname, and not just add broken heart emoticons into the nickname with the word ‘LEON’ in front. Give me a break.

P/S~ "You think Emma Watson is "Leon’s" sister? Some friend you are. If she really were to be "Leon’s" sister, I wonder if she’d call you a stupid shi’ for not knowing who she is?

                        

NOTE: I know that my MSN Messenger Nickname, "£EÖN ~  I am the fury of the broken-hearted!" is shitty. So, for those of you people who think it sucks, kindly shut the hell up. And I admit that most of my articles are rude. BUT, please refer to my journal’s heading before you people start calling me a prick. And lastly, if you people are wondering what a guy like Nabil is doing in my contact list in the first place, it is because he added me through my Friendster account. Don’t worry, I deleted him from my friend’s list after that conversation to avoid further connection with him.

                        

~ People are proud for not calling other people stupid shits when others don’t recognize their picture ~

Things you can do that go well with jalapeno peppers

                   

Let me start off by saying that jalapeno peppers KICK ASS! They go extremely well with alot of stuff. Not just your food, but alot of other things too. No, don’t worry. I haven’t turned this site of mine into a place for posting recipes, so relax. So, without further delay, here’s a list of things that work very well with jalapenos:

~ Jalapenos go great with sandwiches.

~ Certain soups could use jalapenos for a little spicing up.

~ Jalapenos go great eaten the way they are if you are a lover of peppers and chillies.

~ Jalapenos are great with salads.

~ Jalapenos are good to eat when you’re feel cold. It keeps you warm.

~ Jalapenos are great to eat when you are feeling hot. It makes you sweat ,which leads to the cooling of the body. (It’s proven that sweating cools the body. Don’t try to correct me)

~ Jalapenos work well with sake (Japanese rice wine).

Right about now, you’re already cursing me because you think I’m turning this site into a food suggestion list. Get that thought out of you head. The following are the other things that go well with jalapenos. If you are one to take everything too seriously, then I would suggest that you leave right now and imagine your own uses for jalapenos. For the rest, read on:

~ Jalapenos are great for grinding up and placing into people’s eyes (especially useful for girls to use against assholes who won’t stop looking at your chests).

~ Jalapenos are great for mixing with onions to make tear gas for stopping riots.

~ Jalapenos are perfect as treats for kids who go around engaging in their ‘trick-or-treat’ routine.

~ Jalapenos are great to add into other people’s popcorn buckets in the cinema when they are not looking.

~ Jalapenos make great oral laxatives (Eat about 20 - 30 of them, and wait for 2 hours).

~ Jalapenos make great dog food for stray dogs that come to your house.

~ Jalapenos are great as baby pacifiers.

~ Dry 20 jalapenos, grind them into powder, load it into a plastic bag, and launch it into the air with a rocket firecracker. It becomes a sight to die for.

~ Jalapenos are great for mixing with bananas and dropped into a gorrilla’s cage.

~ Jalapenos make great chewing gum substitutes.

~ Get a large jalapeno, cut off the stem part, dig out all the seeds, and the outer shell of the jalapeno makes a great condom.

~ Jalapenos are great for adding into the ice cream at buffet rastaurants.

~ Jalapenos are good for sticking into the toaster at full heat.

                        

Can think of anymore bullshit uses for jalapeno peppers? Send me an e-mail and tell me about it.

i_am_the_dragon87@hotmail.com

                      

~ People are suggesting jalapenos to be used as suppositories ~

Quite the dumbass that you are? Why not be a shoe thief?

                

For years, my housing area have been prowling with a race of humans known as dipshits. They are the type of people who spend their schooling days smoking, daydreaming, and mastering their skills in playing football/soccer/basketball, while mocking those who lean more towards their academics. And what have they become now? Shoe thieves. All their sports achievements have finally lead them to realize that it doesn’t do shit for them in reality. Who’s laughing now?

                  

What are shoe thieves, you ask? They are those dumbass jocks which I mentioned earlier, with no career whatsoever, and make a living by stealing the footwear of others. They sneak into houses in the middle of the night, and start searching through any outdoor cabinets or cupboards for any shoes which are in good condition. Then, they take the shoes away and sell them for a cheaper price at certain open markets.

                        

For as long as I can remember, people have been complaining about shoe thieves. On the contrary, they don’t do shit about it. As if that isn’t enough, people still continue to leave their branded footwear outdoors, probably as a form of charity towards shoe thieves. And yet, they start complaining when they find their 500 dollar shoes missing the next morning. Here’s a thought: Keep all branded footwear INDOORS. Wow! I just saved you people 500 (or more) dollars each.

                     

As for the shoe thieves, they should be eaten. They steal just about any sort of shoes that are in good condition. Branded sports shoes, leather shoes, hell….. even canvas schooling shoes. I’ve heard someone managed to chase away a shoe thief some time back. But in the end, the shoe thief returned, and made good with his shoes.

                        

The biggest mistake a shoe thief could make is to steal my shoes. Firstly, my shoes are cheap. People sleep early. I sleep extremely late. For as long as I can remember, I have stayed up extremely late. I don’t get bored from waiting. I have my katana to keep me company.

                        

And as soon as a shoe thief appears, I’m gonna run after him and cut off his genitals. Nothing personal. Just a swift slicing action across the manhood.

                              

~ Shoe thieves have come to this page, but left because they don’t know how to read ~

Then don’t even bring them in!

I was sitting my ass on the seat in the cinema yesterday, waiting for the movie to start. Maybe I was eating some mint candy. I was there to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire, not that anybody cares. Anyways, as the beginning bullshit marketing propagandas begin to roll, a family of 5 came in and filled the THREE empty seats beside mine. Two adults, and 3 annoying kids.

             

There you have it! A family of cheapskates! Why couldn’t that family have gotten 5 seats? the family is made up of the parents, two boys, and a girl. The kids are aged between 5 to 7, roughly. It truly pisses me off to see those parents sitting down while carrying one kid each. But a minor eyesore like that couldn’t deter me of my mood to watch a good movie. That was, before I noticed the fact of how annoying those kids can be.

                   

When the movie started, a graveyard scene began to play. And what happens? You see those damn kids starting to exchange seating spots with each other because they happen to be afraid of such a scene. Little shits! In the process, a whole deal of noise were made. And the parents don’t do shit about it. You call yourselves parents, morons?! For starters, how about making your kids shut the hell up?!

                  

Throughout the movie, the kids will be talking to their parents, telling them about……well……. bullshit! There was this once when one of the boys said "Wow! Mommy! Harry Potter!" a little TOO loudly. Clearly, I wasn’t the only one who’s pissed with them. not only from the loud speech, but from the noise they make by constantly shifting seats and complaining about how uncomfortable it is to sit on their parents’ laps. Owh, gee……. I wonder why? Let me recall. A family of 5 sitting within THREE seats. New rule. If your family has more members than the seats you booked, you don’t get to be a family. Blame all the discomfort on your parents, you stupid shits.

                      

Halfway through the movie, the parents start taking turns escorting those little brats to the toilet. That would have been fine with me, if they didn’t have to cross my seat to reach the aisle that leads to the toilet. I had to bring my legs as close as possible to my seat so they could pass. And I had to do it four times. Once when the father brought the son to the toilet, once when they returned, and repeated when the mother brought the daughter to the toilet. Just for the record, their daughter is one clumsy crap! I put my legs the closest I can go towards my seat, and still she tripped. That’s the same as an idiot tripping over a bag of tits. At the edge of a cliff.

                      

To all the parents out there, unless your kids can shut the hell up, don’t bring them to the cinemas. Ever! It pisses people off. Even more, it pisses me off! And unless you buy individual seats for all your kids, don’t even bother going to the cinema, you inconsiderate cheapskate fucks!

                      

~ Cinemas are now implementing a new ‘no kids allowed’ policy after reading this post ~

How to avoid getting your ass kicked when dating

I know the first thing that flies through your mind when you read the title of this post. You’re probably talking out of your ass, saying "But Leon, you don’t have a girlfriend. What gives you the right to talk about dating?". Well, until you hear what I have to say, please be a good sport and shut the hell up.

               

Does the modern trend require couples to stand side by side and block people’s way? Because if it is, whoever dumb enough to acquire a taste for such a shitty trend deserves my boot up their ass. Every single damn time I visit the shopping mall, there will be at least one couple blocking my way while engaging in their public display of ‘nobody gives a shit apart from the both of them’ affection.

                  

There is nothing more annoying than a couple of dipshits holding up the traffic of people walking along a path. what the hell is wrong with them anyways? Bumping into people like this is like is like running head first into a tub of fermented pig parts. Apparently, these dumbasses can’t take their antics somewhere else, like somewhere with more walking space. Even better, somewhere private?! But no, they still prefer to obstruct the walking ways of other people just so that they could hold hands/kiss/hug/fuck.

                  

Here are a few simple penalties that apply to any couple that perform them in public, and happen to be blocking peoples’ paths at the same time:

Holding hands: Castration/ Getting ass reshaped.

Hugging: Couple will be soldered together.

Kissing: Lips will be removed/sewed shut and/or caning.

Gazing into each other’s eyes: Fed to lions/tigers/giraffes.

Playing with each other’s hair: Scalp peeling followed by caning.

                     

~ Millions of couples don’t know what dipshits they are for blocking people’s ways with their public display of bullshit ~

There’s nothing wrong with being rich, but…..

There’s nothing worse than a rich person talking out of his/her/its ass. You occasionally find some rich asshole bragging about their new Mercedez Benz in front of a group of their middle class friends, bearing a snobbish face that clearly shows his sick pleasure of twisted orgasm. So, you’ve got a new Mercedez that everybody else can only dream of owning. Well guess what:

                                  

Then I start thinking. Why must some rich people be such braggarts? Why are some of them such pretentious fucks? And why aren’t they shot yet? Most people would avoid these questions. I happen to be not one of them. To answer the questions above, I made an analysis of the different types of snobbish rich cunts that do not have a single drop of respect from anybody.

                  

The ‘talk-out-of-ass’ type

These are the type of upper class cocks that acknowledge their wealth, and hopes for others to acknowledge their "superiority". How? by telling people about their 5 million dollar house at the top of the hill, or their 2 million dollar car with all their fancy vinyls and and carbon fibre hoods and gold rims and nitro boosters and shit, or their multiple carat diamond penis which they will use to replace their actual penis in case the need of a castration arises. These people have no friends. People are only friends with their cash.

                              

The ‘pretend to be humble’ type

These type of people acknowledge their own wealth, but at the same time, try to act stupid in hopes that people would praise them. Well guess what, asshole?! People think you are full of shit! All your andswers like "Nah, I’m not rich" or "I own a lousy car" while you are standing beside your Ferrari is going to lay a horrible impression on yourself. So, go to hell already, dammit!

                           

The ‘lying scrooge’ type

This type of rich snob is perfect for mixing with explosive material and dropped a thousand feet into the Sahara Desert. They don’t spend a single fucking cent to do charity. Instead, the only charity they do is free lip service. They claim that they spend thousands of dollars doing charity and shit like that to help the poor. Bullshit! If I had the freedom to do whatever I wanted, I would hang these people upside down from their ears till they die. Assholes!

                   

There you have it! An analysis of the people that suck tits for life. mind you, I have nothing against rich people, but I have a problem when they open up a can of smashed assholes. So, if you think you fit the criteria of the above mentioned people, I leave you with two choices. 1) Change for the better, or 2) Stick a cleaver up your ass.

                           

~ Most rich arrogant twats think they actually have friends who like them for who they are ~

Here’s a list of things that suck

Music

~ The Killers

~ Green Day

~ U2

~ The Corrs

~ Marilyn Manson

~ Chingy

~ Him

~ Evanesence (However you spell it)

~ Neil Diamond

~ The Vines

~ The Strokes

~ The Hive

~ Busta Rhymes

~ Pussycat Dolls

~ Michael Buble

~ Josh Groban

~ Jessica Simpson

~ Blue

~ Britney Spears

~ Smashing Pumpkins

~ Garbage

~ Pink

                      

Movies

~ The Brothers Grimm

~ Frankenfish (I’m not kidding. This is a low budget movie that I would rather garggle a bucket of dog shit then to watch again)

~ The Ring (American version, which made Sesame Street look like something one should really fear, and it seriously sucked)

~ Dark Water (American version. Another splash of bullshit to the face)

~ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

~ Stealth

             

People

~ Britney Spears

~ Pamela Anderson

~ Sunny Yee

~ Raj (Sunny’s friend)

~ Paula Abdul

~ Simon Cowell

~ Joel Madden

~ Lillian Too

~ Busta Rhymes

~ Fatman Scoop

~ Donald Trump

~ Isaac

                  

Fast Food Outlets

~ McDonalds (PERMANENTLY)

               

Trends

~ Faded jeans

~ Silicone rubber wristbands

~ Bling bling

               

Games

~ Ragnarok Online

~ Drakengard

~ Athens 2004

~ Turok

~ Evil Dead: Regeneration (This game is crap)

               

Advertisements

~ The stupid Gatsby ad with those dumbasses clapping their bullshit hair

~ That dumbass Carlsberg beer ad where people are dialling their beer bottles like mobile phones

~ That shitty TOPS washing powder ad

~ All the stupid shampoo ads with girls waving their computer generated smooth hair

~ That shitty Ribena ad

                   

Websites

~ disneychannel-asia.com

~ hi5.com

~ Porn sites

~ nozomionline.com

~ lovecalculator.com

                

I might add more to this list from time to time.

~ People finally know what sucks ~

Don’t play Ragnarok Online!

To start off, I would like to admit that I have played this stupid crap known as Ragnarok Online some time back, and I would also like to admit that the game sucks major portions of shit, and I regretted ever playing it! The game basically brings players back to the olden days, where players can choose their own professions based on their liking, like swordsmen, mages, thieves, archers, acolytes, and shit like that. The main problem that people will notice in this game is the lack of smoothness of gameplay, or in the words of the players, the game is too damn ‘lag’.

                        

Just to fill you in on the game, I shall tell you about the objective of the game. Well, let’s see. How should I start? Ah, yes! There is no fucking objective in this game! All the players have to do is fight the same shitty monsters and level up till they reach the maximum possible level. There aren’t even any proper quests. Not only that, you have arrogant level 99 shits prowling around bragging about their in-game strength and wealth, and how they own rare items and crap like that. Well guess what? Nobody cares!

                  

But even the best has to begin somewhere. In Ragnarok Online, people start off as a novice. Novices are weak, dull, and make too much of a fuss when they are able to deal damage above the 50 mark. That is, forgetting the fact that some players can deal more than 400 damage per hit. The thing about novices is that they have to begin the game by fighting the weakest monster, known as the Poring. A jelly-like, round, pink monster that bounces around with an annoying sound of water dripping into a pool. It looks like this:

Upon closer inspection of the Poring, I noticed something was totally wrong with it:

Holy shit! The Poring looks like a boob with a face! And to think that there are also quite a number of kids aged between 8 to 15 playing the game. So the next time you plan on telling me that this site of mine is polluting the minds of kids, feel free to jump off Mount Everest with one thumb up your ass, and the other down your throat.

                     

Here’s a name suggestion for Gameflier(the company of this crap of a game) to rename Ragnarok Online, in case the situation arises. Try calling it Botters Online, judging from the fact that 98% of the players in Ragnarok Online use macros (bots) to train their characters and collect items. To counter this over-population of bots, Gameflier has set a rule to freezethe game accounts of any player found botting. In that case, why the hell aren’t they doing anything? Oh, that’s right! If they really did freeze the accounts of every botter, they’d be out of bussiness within a week! Let’s not forget that the Game Masters (GMs) themselves are bots. Way to go, assholes!

                      

Then, there are those bullshit "rare" items in the game that every player is just dying to own. The in-game currecy is known as zenny, which name is probably pulled out of some gorilla’s ass, because nobody can possibly think of a currency name that is crappier than this. And guess what? People give up millions of ‘zenny’ to own such items. As if that isn’t dumb enough already, some players take it to the next level by exchanging physical cash for in-game ‘zenny’ and items. In the recent Ragnarok Online fair, some idiot actually paid 10 000 bucks for a mjolnir(the strongest weapon in the game, which name was also pulled out of the above mentioned gorilla’s ass)! Wow, 10 000 bucks for an online item! Now, assuming that the Ragnarok Online servers were forced to be shut down today, let’s see how much Gameflier will pay you in compensation for your online items:

Congratulations, moron. You bought the most expensive 1000 megapixels in the world.

                        

Thankfully, some players have come up with private servers for Ragnarok Online, in which players do not have to pay a monthly fee to play. And then, Gameflier starts talking out of their ass again. According to them, anybody caught playing in private servers of Ragnarok Online will be fined/sued/raped as according to their terms in their bullshit contract. Up to this day, the number of players playing the real version of Ragnarok Online is decreasing, and the number of private servers are increasing. And I don’t see Gameflier doing anything about it. Empty threats don’t mix well with the morale of your loyal players, you stupid dicks! Gameflier charges players 38 bucks a month to play the game, based on a reload card system much like that used in prepaid mobile phone lines. That is too fucking expensive! And they wonder why people prefer playing in private servers. Here’s an idea to help Gameflier with their strive to gain back players.

LOWER THE DAMN PRICE, YOU MORONS!

                        

In conclusion, I can deduce the entire game into four simple words. The game is bullshit!

               

~ People are happy that they don’t have to buy a 38 dollar reload card just to read my site ~

Crappy children’s art work

My point in this post: I can draw better, write better, spell better, joke better, and sprint faster than your kids. So, being that my skills are superior to that of children, I have taken the time to judge art work created by other children on the Internet. A grade of ranging fro A to F will be given for each of the following artwork:

                              

Is this supposed to be a butterfly? If it is, that’s one of the worst butterflies I have ever seen! The wings aren’t symmetrical, and the colours are uneven and a bloody mess! I would have given this drawing an "A" if the colours were more even and neat, but F

                                 

What I noticed about this picture are those tortoise-like replicas all over the left side of the picture. I don’t know what the hell those things are, and I don’t want to waste my time figuring. And why the hell is there a kid with a fucking big head standing there making incomplete senteces?! "I choose……..F"

                         

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! The top part shares a slight resemblence to a volcano, but the bottom part looks like a black pile of crap! Conclusion: This drawing is shit! F

                        

Imagine yourself throwing a Christmas party, and your kid puts up a piece of shit like this in display for all your guests to look at. Humiliation! That is not a Christmas tree, that’s a spiked mace! With hearts and shit as decoration. F

                         

I would have given this an "A" if the assignment was to draw like a retard with athritis. I can’t read those words, I’m not going to try, and I suggest you don’t as well! Reality check! Humans aren’t supposed to be almost as big as their houses! F

                               

Two words! Pedophilic bullshit! Two kids embracing an adult man with such a sick-looking face is not a very pleasing sight! F

                              

I’m debating whether that animal in the picture is a cat, fox, or raccoon. Look closely at the sign next to the animal’s tail. That’s a sign of a deer or moose! So possibly, this animal might be something along that line too. Whatever it is, it’s still a piece of crap! F

                                    

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses, and all the king’s men. Wouldn’t even give a shit about humpty dumpty if he were an egg-shaped son of a bitch like this. F

                                 

Neigh! Here comes the noble steed! owh wait… It’s just a stork. I don’t remember storks having four legs. F

                               

War! This is the most obscene kid’s art work I’ve ever seen! Not only does it depict violence, it also show the guy riding the horse (or llama) shooting the other guy in the nuts using a rifle at close range! Way to go, moron! F

               

I can’t believe how much I kick ass!

                           

~ People think I’m way better than their kids ~