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This is my face during orgasm!

                                  

NOW YOU ARE NOT!!!

            

~ I have effectively destroyed the hard-ons of every guy reading this crap! ~

Let’s stop trying to matchmake non-existent characters, shall we?

                                  

Don’t you just hate it when you walk out after a Harry Potter movie, and you hear the little girls squeal "Ooooo! Daniel Radcliffe is soooooo cute!", or "Owh, how I wish Harry was my boyfriend!", or my personal favourite, "Harry should really be with Hermoine". Uh huh………

                            

Now that last statement gets me everytime. Why is it that people always try to matchmake non-existent characters? Does it give them a sense of satisfaction to do something which is not for them to decide? It is times like this that you have to ask these Harry Potter geeks one question. Why is it that they want Harry to be with Hermoine? But usually, you won’t get a precise answer from them. Well, it’s pretty hard to speak when you have Daniel Radcliffe’s collective cock in your mouths, isn’t it?

                        

I can offer a reason to why people want Harry to be with Hermoine. It is NOT because they want the novel characters to be together, they want Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson to be together on screen. These people are most probably expecting some flashy kissing scene between the two as well, just so to give them another reason to lock lips and reach into each others’ crotches while watching the movie. Go to hell already! And a personal opinion, it would really have been better if daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton exchanged roles. Tom felton is the one who plays Draco Malfloy, you moron.

                         

Why don’t we just leave the plot advancement to JK Rowling? You people aren’t writing the book, she is. If she decides that Hermoine goes with Harry, so be it. If she decides Hermoine goes with Ron, so be it. if she decides that Hermoine commits mass genocide of every guy student in Hogwarts and falls in love with Professor Snape, so be it. We don’t need more people pussy-footing about an ending that’s likely to not happen.

                        

In fact, the whole reason girls watch the Harry Potter movie is to gaze upon Daniel Radcliffe, whom they think is hot. this is usually said in a statement like "Harry Potter is sooo hot!". What? Harry Potter is hot? Emma Watson is hot! Kiera Knightley is hot! Natalie Portman is hot! Some four-eyed dude with bologna tits is NOT! Here’s a thought for you girls. NEVER call a guy hot. Girls could use another term for Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), like attractive, or good-looking. Owh hell, even ‘hunk’ would sound more suitable for a guy, compared to ‘hot’. Question. Would you girls think Harry Potter was hot if he looked like this?:

Some random Harry Potter geek.

                         

Throwing curses at me already, I presume. well, face the fact! You wouldn’t think Harry Potter is ‘hot‘ if the movies for Harry Potter weren’t made. you’d probably even boycott the books if the above Harry Potter geek were to play the role of Harry Potter. Pull your heads out of your asses already! You people are NOT JK Rowling, and you people AREN’T fan-fictionists! Stop trying to plot out a course of love for Harry Potter that will never happen in the future installment of the book, just to see Daniel get it on with Emma on the big screen. Morons! And no, I don’t hate the Harry Potter movies or books.

                        

~ Harry potter geeks approve if Professor Mad-Eye Moody to turned me into a ferret ~