Rain is a pain in the ass

                     

NO, I am not talking about the natural phenomenon of water drops falling down from the sky!

I’m talking about this guy! Rain: Evil shit!

                                     

First and foremost, I would like to address his fans: GO TO HELL! Next, I’d like to address him (if he knows what’s good for him): STOP SINGING AND WEARING GAY CLOTHING, you gay twat! I don’t want to hear your music, or see you reveal your chest through those strange clothes you wear! You make me sick!

                        

Rain’s clothing looks like something that was pulled out of his cock. I can’t even begin to wonder why some girls find him "hot", or like his overly emotional and jerky "music". Note that I’m using the words "hot" and "music" very very very very VERY loosely here. His music sounds like an old man shoveling spoonfuls of bullshit into your ear, and then compressing it. His music is a mixture of sadness, stress, pity, screeching, and wailing. It’s just so good to torture people with. He sounds like he’s squeeling out in self-orgasm!

                        

I turned on the TV the other day, and saw this video clip of his. It’s called "It’s Raining". Pretty smart, dumbass! when you can’t think of a cool name for a song, why not just name it after yourself? Anyways, it was the end of the video clip (thankfully), and then the host of the show pops up, and said something that sounded like "That was the all so emotional Rain, with his lovely song, It’s Raining!". EMOTIONAL? If screeching is considered emotional, then I think I would have generated hell of alot of emotion if I aired a sound clip of me scratching a fork and knife on a porcelian plate for 3 minutes! Ever emotional Rain my ass! I’ve had more emotions from taking a 5 minute piss after having a night’s long fuck! *Sarcasm*

                         

Apparently, Rain is honoured by Times Magazine as one of the top 100 most influential people to shape our world. Influential? I guess that’s what you call it when you leave the music industry to people as flippantly as you would give a lawn-mower! Saying Rain is influential to the world is like saying wanking isn’t the right thing to do. Apart from that stupid bullshit he calls music which he uses to brainwash women into going to bed with him, what exactly the hell has he done for the world? You’d probably think that with Rain being in the top 100 most influential people list, he’d be able to do something magneficent, like cure erectile dysfunction with the touch of his hands or something. But no, all he does is sing shitty music. And some people still have the guts to call him the Asian Usher or Asian Justin Timberlake. I would personally call him The Jay Chou of Korea! Why? Because the both of them can’t sing shit!

                        

What truly amuses me is the fact that no other performer can be as much a boring, uncreative, sappy sack of chips as Rain! His first solo concert in Japan is entitled "Rainy Day in japan". Subsequently, his first solo concert in the United States is entitled "Rainy Day in New York". And, his 3 albums are titled "Rain vol.1 - Bad Guy", "Rain vol.2", and "Rain vol.3 - It’s Raining". Damn, man! I’ve seen more creativity from a 3 year old kid with a rock and a box of cigars. Must everything he do have to have something associated with rain? Sure, he’s naming everything after himself. But seriously, narcissism has its limits, you uncreative pile of bull. So much for Top 100 Most Influential people.

                      

I don’t even want to talk about his two Korean dramas, which are "Full House", and "A Love To Kill". Too much bullshit! more than i can handle. Perhaps Rain should name one of those dramas after himself. It should be called "A Love To Kill Rain"! Rain makes me sick. If you are a fan of Rain’s, you are nothing but a pussy with extra hair! A loser. A sap. A sad shit.

                              

UPDATE:

REPLIES TO THIS POST. (I will post all replies from readers about Rain in this section)

               

From: Yuffie Silver

I HAVE to admit,his fashion sense (or his stylist’s) is too weird.Honestly,he should fire his stylist but his songs are pretty okay and I’m not into Korean songs anyway.He can’t speak English that well (I watched him performed in TRL once,he’s okay but he answered most of his fan questions in Korean and some of his fans are not even Korean).His voice is a bit like John Mayer,only that John Mayer’s voice is better.

P.S : At least he’s not chosen as one of the People’s Hottest Bachelors of 2006.

                     

I can only agree.

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From: Joanne

hello?! i happen to be one of rain’s biggest fan!!
excuse me but i think a guy’s definition of "sexy"
and a girl’s defiition of "sexy" is extremely
different!
so it’s a definite no-no for a guy to judge
another guy through his looks !! *gaaahh…
-horrified-
lolz. nothing against you but it just happens that
i so dont agree on your opinion that rain is "not
hot????", and, no i dun deserve to go to hell…
*wails*
btw i think he looks so damn good dancing on his
"its raining" video that he deserves to be korea’s
sexiest man!! girls go crazy over him on trl man!
haha.. and his clothes! well, as they say,
"if you have it , FLAUNT it! "
i dont know about you, but i think he has got
enough sexy muscles to show it off…
i am definitely up for him anytime hehe..

                  

So, a girl’s defination of sexy is to show off as much of a muscular chest as possible. I’ll try and remember that, but then again, there’s no point for a flat-chested, non-celebrity guy like me to do that now, isn’t it?

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I’ll be waiting for more replies.

                         

~ People think I am more influential than Rain ~

Don’t move to Taman Tun Dr. Ismail!

                           

NOTE: No offence intended to anyone and everyone, especially those living in Taman Tun!

                     

I’ve been living in this place called Taman Tun Dr. Ismail for more than a decade, and it’s safe for me to give everybody who is planning to move into this district a little bit of advice. DON’T! No, seriously. Don’t move into Taman Tun Dr. Ismail! At least not until they finish building those new flats and condominiums near the IBM building.

                         

Why shouldn’t one move into Taman Tun, you ask? Well, for a start, Taman Tun is getting too damn crowded! Yes, no doubt, Taman Tun may be situated at a prime area, but let me put it this way: Taman Tun is a place built to accomadate more than 2000 families (just an estimate), and only contain enough parking spaces for more or less 300 cars in the main area of the district (where most of the shops and banks and stuff are located). That wouldn’t have been that bad if it weren’t for the fact that every family living in Taman Tun owns AT LEAST one car! I’m not kidding. You can hardly find a proper place to park your vehicle nowadays. And the last thing needed by each and everyone living in Taman Tun is to have more people move into our crowded district.

                  

Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, it could! While some people keep driving around in circles looking for a place to park their vehicle during peak hours like lunch time, what do some other people do? That’s right. They start to double park. And as most of the roads in Taman Tun are quite narrow, double parking soon becomes quite a nuisance to everybody, as it obstructs traffic. It becomes more intense when you come across some roads that are even more narrow than a standard Taman Tun road! If you don’t understand what the hell I’m talking about, refer to the diagrams below:

                  

Even after you find a proper place to park your car, it becomes really hard to find a place in the coffee shops where you intend to eat your lunch during lunch hours. Because the IBM building is located in Taman Tun, you’ll find a whole lot of office people visiting the coffee shops during lunch hours, and believe me, it’s very hard to find a place to sit and have a proper meal. But it’s worth it though. Most of the food sold around Taman Tun tastes alright. Not exactly great, but still tastes okay.

                     

There are also those people from other parts of Kuala Lumpur city who drives all the way to Taman Tun just for leisure. There’s only one tiny problem they overlooked. THERE’S NOTHING TO DO FOR FUN AT TAMAN TUN! Well, maybe except for a very nice, big recreational park, and a community centre which has quite a number of facilities, there’s basically nothing to do in Taman Tun. What do people do for fun? Many go to the numerous ‘mamak’ stalls and have a drink. That’s how people pass the time around here. Either that, or they spend their time in front of computers at home, playing online games and writing stupid bullshit in their online journals. Just to show you how much fun can be obtained in Taman Tun, refer to the diagram below, which shows the level of fun according to different activities, arranged from the most fun to the least fun:

                        

Taman Tun doesn’t even have its own mall. The nearest mall (It’s called One Utama) is in the state of Selangor, in the Bandar Utama district (situated beside Taman Tun). And still, many people from Kuala Lumpur city cut through Taman Tun to get to the mall, instead of using the main road in order to avoid the traffic jam. As a result, small traffic jams occur inside Taman Tun itself, at the traffic lights. Pretty smart move, morons!

             

And trust me on this when I say that I’m not the only Taman Tun resident that’s complaining. Many other Taman Tun residents are complaining even more than I am. Thankfully, a new condominium is being built at the main area of Taman Tun. That way, people who live there can park their cars at the condominium and walk to the places they want to. Honestly, the main area isn’t really that big. when you live near it, you can reach any of the shops, as everything is within walking distance. Or at least, cycle your way around!

                           

Well, despite all my complaining, Taman Tun isn’t as bad as you might think. The place is well maintained. There’s a big market where people can go buy all their groceries, food and stuff. There’re abundant clinics, bookshops, and grocery shops. The roads are well lit at night, so you hardly get attacked if you’re walking alone. there’s a night market every Sunday at the main area of Taman Tun. And Taman Tun is situated on a high piece of land, so there are no floods. Owh, and most people around here are nice.

                     

So, here’s the deal. Taman Tun is an okay place and all, but just don’t move here! It’s getting more crowded by the day, and many residents are feeling its effects. The last thing we need is to have more cars in the area than there already is! Overcrowding leads to an increase in stress levels! Increase in stress levels is bad for people’s mental health. Too much stress makes people crazy. Crazy people do crazy shit, and you don’t want that to happen.

                

As for Taman Tun residents, do everyone of us a favour, and STOP DOUBLE PARKING! Hear me in on this! Passing cars have a higher chance of damaging your car if you double park. And if it really happens, can the driver of the passing car be blamed? Hell no! So, don’t double park if you love your car.

                         

~ More people are visiting Taman Tun everyday because of this article ~

The World’s Hardest Riddle, and it’s precise answer

                

Finally, the font colours are back! Bloody hell… I thought you people will only be seeing white from now ons. Anyway, on with the post.

                           

I received an e-mail the other day titled "The Hardest Riddle In The World". I was about to mash my delete key, when I thought, "What the hell? Maybe the person who sent this has some brains". So I opened it. My estimation of this guy was wrong. he has no bloody brains. Here’s what’s in the e-mail: (Read it carefully!)

                                  

i turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I’ll pop.
If you look at me, you’ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure
this
riddle
out, but 84% of kindergarten students
were able
to
figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can
you guess
the correct answer? Just repost this
bulletin with
the title "The World’s Hardest Riddle",
and then
check your inbox. You’ll get a message
with the
correct answer in it. Good luck

                                    

Great, another stupid chain letter! What’s more, the idiot who sent it to me actually took it from some online community bulletin board. Here’s an idea for you blowhards out there: REPOST YOUR BULLETINS IN THE BULLETIN BOARD, YOU MORONS!

                   

The funny thing is that I don’t even know the person who sent this crap to me, neither do I have his contact in my address book. New rule: If I don’t have you in my address book, don’t send me bullshit! You’re only giving my ‘delete’ key some exercise!

                           

Anyway, this e-mail really got me thinking. What the hell could it possibly be? I don’t even know how to begin answering it. But after 5 minutes, I got sick of thinking and came up with the most precise answer for this stupid riddle!

                        

GET READY, BECAUSE HERE COMES THE ANSWER!:

               

                  

There you have it! It makes polar bears white by spraying them with semen. It makes you cry if bullshit enters your eyes! Looking at one of those bull cocks will remind some of them idiot guys that they need to go take a leak, as well as make girls comb their hair as it is smoother than bullshit. Bullshit on celebrities makes them look stupid, while a normal person with a bull cock makes them look like a porn celebrity. Bullshit will surely turn pancakes brown, and a bull cock that pees into champane (It’s spelt as champagne, by the way) definately makes it bubble! If you squeeze a bull cock, it’ll pop (a boner and maybe a nut-full of bull cum on your face)! If you look at bullshit, you will pop!

                        

SOUNDS LOGICAL ENOUGH TO ME!

                  

I didn’t bother reposting or sending the e-mail to anyone, beause unlike some of you morons, I KNOW I WON’T RECEIVE THE ANSWER AFTER REPOSTING! As if some people have nothing better to do with their lives than to sit their fat ass in front of the computer all day, sending e-mails containing the answer to anyone and everyone that reposts this crap. Give me a bloody break.

                               

I found the statement after the riddle to be quite amusing. 97% of Harvard graduates can’t figure out the answer, while 84% of kindergarten kids are able to? So, apparently all that precious money spent to admit those students into Harvard was actually a waste! Owh hell! Maybe we should just let little 8 year old kids administer the education of people all over the world! Wouldn’t the world be a better place?! I mean, come on! Nap times and playing with toy ABC blocks and singing nursery rhymes and receiving spankings for screwing up apparently enables you to answer tough questions such as this riddle! PARENTS TAKE NOTE: Why send your grown-up offsprings to Harvard when you can send them back to kindergarten and save yourself a shitload of funds?! Man, I hate people!

                              

~ People now consider Harvard as an idiot-producing university ~