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Bullshit scam e-mail I’ve ignore for months, but thought it’s finally time to bring it up

                  

I’ve had this stupid e-mail in my inbox since August. i was gonna bitch about it, but I completely forgot until I stumbled upon it again when I was clearing bullshit from my inbox today. It goes as follows:

                

From: azzem yaro (e_yaro9@hotmail.fr)

Reply-to: azzem_yaro30000@yahoo.co.uk

Sent: Sunday, August 20, 2006 7:55AM

Subject: FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO

                

FROM THE DESK OF AZZEM YARO.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICA(BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA

Dear friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise however,it’s just my urgent
need for a foreign partner that made me contact you for this transaction.
I am a banker by profession from ouagadougou-Burkina faso in west Africa and
currently holding the post of Foreign Remittance Manager in our bank,Bank of
Africa (BOA)Burkina Faso office .

I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds $8.6 million of
one of my bank deceased client who died in the sharter plane which crashed
on mount kenyan in the kenyan city of sumburu on 21st july,2003 to any
foreign account .

You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this
website : LINK
Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared
between us in the ratio 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal.
Eagerly waiting for your response.

azzem_yaro30000@yahoo.co.uk

MR AZZEM YARO

_____________________________________________________

                  

What a crock! All I do is lounge my ass around, doing absolutely nothing, and suddenly, I get a bussiness proposal from some unknown asshole telling me that I could have a 40% share of $8.6 million? BULLSHIT! I don’t even know who the hell this guy is. Why would he want to share such a large sum of money with me? Owh, that’s right! The e-mail is a fucking scam.

               

You know, I find it funny how accurate these scammers potray their facts. Even funnier is the fact that there are dipshits out there who would actually fall for this kind of thing. One way or the other, both parties are morons. Feel free to click on the link listed in the e-mail. It is safe. I have already tried it. It’s a link to CNN’s website on the plane crash at the Mount Kenya. click on the link and read the news for a moment.

                

Done? As the news claim, 14 people died on the plane crash (may they rest in peace). The two main people highligted was the retired physician and his wife. Now here’s where the e-mail starts bleeding bullshit. The e-mail claims that the account belongs to ONE OF the deceased members on the plane. Well, it got me wondering. How many people own $8.6 million? It is stated later in the news that the eldest Brumley is the head of Emory University’s Department of Pediatrics, and later served as interim dean of the medical school. Even so, $8.6 million is a little TOO high, even for a dean. Conclusion? This e-mail is BULLSHIT!

                     

The last sentence in the news states: "These families have experienced a terrible loss, and words cannot describe their pain and grief."

            

Try understanding that sentence a little. Now ask yourself. If you had $8.6 million, and you could let anybody inherit the money if any misfortune were to fall on you, who would you give the money to? Your immediate family and relatives, or some unknown guy from some bank who would freely exploit your money by sharing it with another unknown guy from another continent at a 60/40 ratio? Damn… I rule!

               

Owh, I almost forgot. The family were from Atlanta. So how did their money end up in The Bank Of Africa? Answer me! And secondly, the incident happened in 2003. Why is it that I only receive this "bussiness proposal" 3 years later in 2006? I have just handed this "Azzem Yaro" guy a plate full of ass with all the cellulite. If that’s even his real name, of course. EVEN IF this e-mail were to be true, I would never want to inherit the money of the deceased. It’s just not right. Especially when it comes from a cheap, pompous son of a bitch who would manipulate and use the names and situations of the deceased for his own personal gain. Way to go, Azzem Yaro! I hope you choke! Don’t mess with the affairs of the deceased!

            

Before ending this stupid bullshit counterattack with a bang, click on the following link, and see for yourself what is officially written on the internet about this Azzem Yaro bullshit: LINK

                      

There you have it. Azzem Yaro! Feel free to go to hell! You’d probably like it there.

                        

~ People didn’t know how easy it was to hand "Azzem Yaro" his ass on a plate ~