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Let’s give starved poets a real reason to be depressed

             

      

Starved poets. When things don’t go their way, they go around acting like tormented souls straight out of hell.

         

They make me wanna puke my guts out. What the hell is wrong with them? When they don’t get the people they want, they start looking all sad, pale, dirty, and tortured. They go around acting all depressed and shit like that. But the thing is, most starved poets aren’t really even depressed. They just go around pretending to be tormented in order to catch the attention of the person they are targeting. It’s times like these where the administration of a solid kick in the ass is necessary. But no, starved poets choose to go around dressed like drug addicts and stumbling about like drunks.

             

Here’s an idea! Why don’t you dipshits pull your heads out of your asses, and face the situation like what everybody else does? Perhaps then, that person might actually start noticing you for who you are! Acting starved poet never got anybody anywhere in the first place. In fact, if you ask people if they undersatnd the term "starved poet", many will say no, probably because it is an idiot term created by you losers who are quick to label yourselves as "starved poets" when relationships don’t go your way. Mind you, I have nothing against people being depressed. My point is that starved poets are full of shit for pretending to be depressed.

                  

What sickens me the most about starved poets are their constant abuse over their bodies and personal hygiene. Once again, what the hell is wrong with them? I’ve seen starved poets who eat too little to maintain their bodies physical requirements, drinking extremely little water, wear shitty rags which they call clothes, and my personal favourite, NOT BATHING OR WASHING THEIR HAIR FOR WEEKS! *BARF*

                           

I’m sick of starved poets. I suggest building a giant catapult, pack all the starved poets into it, and launching them into a large, solid slab of steel covered in nails. BAM! Au revoir, starved poets! Maybe then, starved poets would really have a reason to be depressed (provided they survive the ordeal). They all look so weak, even the launch itself would probably kill them.

                   

~ Starved poets who have visited this page has stopped pretending to be depressed, and has since gone to being really depressed ~