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Just a few points I’d like to make

                     

Lately, I’ve given this matter much thought. And it turns out that in the modern day, it’s much better to be an animal than human. Why? Here’re the reasons:

               

~ Animals don’t have to study their asses off in order to enter university.

~ Animals don’t need to learn how to read or talk.

~ Animals don’t have to be interviewed in order to get a job. In fact, some animals don’t even need specific jobs.

~ Animals don’t have to sit for academic exams.

~ Animals get fed twice to three times a day. and you don’t need to money to buy it.

~ You get all the free steroids you want.

~ You get to mix around with good company.

~ There is no discrimination between animals.

~ Animals don’t rape one another.

~ Animals don’t kill for greed and hatred. Animals only kill to survive.

~ Animals don’t succumb to McDonalds’ bullshit propaganda.

~ Animals don’t swindle one another out of all they are worth.

~ Animals don’t need girlfriends/boyfriends. And they don’t fuck around for fun, while other animals look on in jealousy.

~ Animals don’t smoke or drink.

~ Animals don’t screw up, and then pass the buck to another animal. They take the responsibility like a man!

~ Animals get slaughtered at the prime of their age, so they don’t have to go through the suffering of old age, while their annoying kids treat them like shit.

~ Animals can take a shit anywhere they want, and nobody cares.

~ Animals don’t need clothing and accesories, and still look good.

~ Animals (especially female animals) don’t go shopping for hours, spend hell of alot of money, and come home with bags of things which they are only going to wear once, and then leave it in a dark, damp cupboard to collect dust and mould,  only to be taken out a few years later to be used as a rag or scrap cloth.

~ Animals don’t have to sit for SPM or STPM.

                     

You people get my point. Good luck to everybody sitting for the SPM and STPM exams.

                  

~ Animals have come to this page, only to leave because they can’t read ~