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Another actor that can replace Jay Chou, and acts exactly like him

                  

Lately, you can see the posters of the movie ‘The Curse Of The Golden Flower’ all over the place. Of the characters most noticed in the poster is none other than the mumbler himself, Jay Chou.

            

Great… Another Jay Chou movie… It is obvious who’s the target audience of this movie. That’s right! Little girs who think Jay Chou is col, and good looking, and stuff like that. But honestly, take a moment to think about it. What’s so great about Jay Chou? Has Zhang Yimou ran out of cast members to choose a better actor?

             

Usually when you ask the girls what they think about Jay Chou’s acting, most of them will say "OH MY GOD! JAY CHOU IS SUCH A GREAT ACTOR! I SO LOVE HIM! LOL!" (Yes, I know that sentence is grammatically wrong, but trust me, I’ve heard stuff about Jay that sounded something along that line. Stop bitching, you morons!). Anyways, When you ask them what is go great about Jay Chou’s acting, they will either switch the topic or not reply at all. But then again, I’m sure it’s hard to give a reply when one is constantly kissing Jay Chou’s collective ass, isn’t it?

          

Owh, and by the way, Jay Chou’s character dies in the movie. Nope, no punch line there. I’m serious.

                        

Now, continue thinking about this. What’s so great about Jay Chou himself? What does he do, anyway? He mumbles, and stumbles around with a straight face of determination, pretty much like that of an idiot running into a concrete pillar. If I remembered correctly, people who act like that have a condition known as ‘Down Syndrome’.

                     

Now, I have been thinking and thinking and thinking for another actor that acts the way Jay Chou does. It was difficult, but finally I found an actor that is exactly like Jay Chou. Want to know who? Here he is:

Yup! Introducing the actor that is on par with Jay Chou. His name is Brick Wall.

            

Zhang Yimou! If you ever want to make another Jay Chou movie, do consider giving Mr. Brick Wall a chance. Think about it! Brick Wall acts the same as Jay Chou, and you don’t even need to pay Brick wall for acting in your movies. Big time profit!

               

~ Little girls have threatened to send an army of soldiers in golden armour after me for spoiling the movie for them and revealing an actor that is on par with Jay Chou ~