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Stupid phrases that are commonly used by people who don’t know shit!

                   

Ever had one of those moments where one stupid jackass comes up to you when you’re feeling low, and tells you a stupid phrase, in a stupid attempt to raise your spirit? Well, I certainly have. Everytime I hear one of these phrases, it makes me want to take a dump! Some of such phrases are as follows:

             

"Love prevails!"

Now, this phrase gets me all the time. Love doesn’t prevail! This line is usually said by those people who think they have all the right to talk out of their asses just because they claim temselves to have more "experience", and thus, would understand one’s situation better. Right… Understand the situation better, MY ASS! Everytime I hear this, it sets my bullshit detector on full blast. If love really does prevail, who the hell needs divorce lawyers anymore?! Answer me, dammit!

                  

Like I haven’t heard enough of this stupid phrase, nothing has prevailed for me. Screw it! The only things that are ever gonna prevail in life are taxes and ass-kissing! I rule!

                  

"You never know until you try"

Right… You never know until you try. And most of the time after you do try, it’s too late to turn back. Just like those stupid news that comes out during most festive seasons, where kids try to make their own firecrackers, and end up getting burnt and losing a few fingers. Wake up, you morons! Don’t even bother trying, and save your ass! I’d rather not know! Which brings me to the next phrase!

               

"Fear holds people back from their true potential"

Fear doesn’t hold people back from their true potential! Fear is what saves their ass in the end! Without fear, it won’t be suprising if the entire human race start walking off cliffs and sucking on cyanide! But from the looks of it, that isn’t such a bad idea. Why do we have the fear element within us anyways? Is it just for fun? NO, you morons! Shut the hell up already! The next person who delivers this phrase to me gets my foot up his ass!

                           

"Nobody will be left alone. In this world, everyone has a soul mate"

BULLSHIT!!!

                

I can’t go on with this shit! For those people who don’t know anything, please do everyone a favour, and stop using these stupid phrases that mean absolutely nothing!

                

~ People who have always been using these phrases hope I choke, but don’t know how to do so because they don’t know shit! ~